opposites

Baby Bug: What’s the opposite of pretty?

Fast Turtle: Ugly!

Baby Bug: What’s the opposite of a star?

Fast Turtle: The sun!

Baby Bug: What’s the opposite of a spoon?

Fast Turtle: A knife and fork. No-wait! A spork!

Baby Bug: What’s the opposite of a octopus?

Fast Turtle: A squid!

Baby Bug: What’s the opposite of silly?

Fast Turtle: Boring!

After this exchange, I didn’t have the heart to explain opposites to them…but I did tell them that the opposite of a star is a black hole. I’m either the coolest mom ever or I’ve just totally screwed their science aptitude for life.

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